Language of Dreams

Joke of The Day fish and worms

Peter: John, if you had eaten more fish, you will not need to wear spectacles now.
John: Why?
Peter: Cats eat fish. Have you seen any cats wearing spectacles? Ha! Ha!
John: ( Angry ) Hey Peter, haven't you always wanted to fly?
Peter: Yes! Of course!
John: Then you should eat more worms.
Peter: ( Surprise ) Why?
John: Well, birds eat worms. And They can fly. Ha! Ha! Ha!

Joy Is My Compass

Ahoy mates! Arrrr, it looks like matey be talking happiness. This be good! ~ Joy and happiness walk in tune.

It all begins like this...
"Pick out a treat," I offered four-year-old Crystal at the candy display. Quickly she grabbed a packet of M&M's with one hand and Mars bar with the other.
"You can have only one," I told her.
"Eenie, meenie, miney, moe," she counted, finally landing on the M&M's.
"Okay, we get the M&M's, " I confirmed.
Immediately, Crystal threw the M&M's back in the bin and clutched the Mars bar. " I want this one."
Within our hearts, each of us knows what we really wants. While our mind and emotions may go through all manner of drama and machinations, when we are confronted with the reality of choice, our heart will speak. Sometimes it is only when we receive what we do not want that we recognize what we do want.
When confronted with a difficult decision, flip a coin and imagine that you will be committed to the alternative the spin lands on. Then notice your gut reaction to the result. If you feel delighted, that is your path. If you are disappointed, go with the other alternative. Joy is the best compass.